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2012-01-13

Citrus sodas eat away teeth and bones in months

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Is Mountain Dew really so corrosive that it can dissolve a mouse carcass?

And if so, what does it do to your teeth and intestines?

Is Mountain Dew's classic slogan — "It'll tickle yore innards" — the world's most sickening understatement?

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An attempt to win a small court battle this week has put Mountain Dew in peril of losing a much larger war.

PepsiCo, the soft drink's parent company, defended itself against a man who claimed he found a dead mouse in a can of the citrus soda.

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WOW : Cirque du Soleil + James Cameron

The Cirque Du Soleil performed at London's Royal Albert Hall
 CBC News Posted: Jan 11, 2012 4:02 PM ET
Two major Canadian cultural exports — filmmaker James Cameron and the Cirque du Soleil — have teamed up for a 3D film project slated to hit theatres in 2012.

Paramount Pictures announced on Tuesday it would bring Cirque du Soleil Worlds Away to theatres around the globe later this year, though an exact release date has yet to be set.

The project was written and directed by Andrew Adamson, whose credits include family-friendly film series Shrek and The Chronicles of Narnia. Cameron, known for his blockbusters Avatar and Titanic as well as for his undersea documentaries, served as executive producer. The partnership was first announced in late 2010.

The forthcoming film features a story written expressly for the project and performances drawn from the many elaborate Cirque productions around the world.

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A bit ain't bad, is it?

(Reuters Health) - A few hits on the bong now and then don't seem to have any detrimental effects on lung health, suggests a new study.


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While marijuana smoke has a lot of the same toxins as cigarette smoke, people who use pot tend to smoke fewer joints per day than tobacco users do cigarettes.

That and the method of inhaling may offer some relative lung protection, researchers have proposed. Still, the findings don't let marijuana off the hook for long-term health consequences.


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Stephen Colbert's Super PAC isn't Stephen's anymore


Dear Super PAC Super Members,

Hi there. I'm Jon. It looks like I'm running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is?

Thanks,

Jon Stewart
President Pro Tem
Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow 








FOR REALLY IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Under New Management!

BASIC CABLE, USA – Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, an FEC registered Super PAC, today announced the addition of Jon Stewart to its executive board (along with the subtraction of Stephen Colbert).

With this change the group, which had been known colloquially as Colbert Super PAC, can now be referred to as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. They have already begun updating all of their letterhead with sharpie. 


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