Alien Brain Hemorrhage - YUMMY!

Next Hallowe'en I think I will be starting the evening off with this:

Photo: Martin Williams

To make an Alien Brain Hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey's Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a small splash (or a few drops) of grenadine syrup.

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Citrus sodas eat away teeth and bones in months

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Is Mountain Dew really so corrosive that it can dissolve a mouse carcass?

And if so, what does it do to your teeth and intestines?

Is Mountain Dew's classic slogan — "It'll tickle yore innards" — the world's most sickening understatement?

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An attempt to win a small court battle this week has put Mountain Dew in peril of losing a much larger war.

PepsiCo, the soft drink's parent company, defended itself against a man who claimed he found a dead mouse in a can of the citrus soda.

Finish your drink here ...

Curioser and curioser

Sarah Palin: “Stand With Our North Korean Allies”

Sarah Palin inadvertently pledges her allegiance to the Supreme Leader of North Korea on Glenn Beck's radio show.




... and yet there are 'those' who still sing her praises ...



The world's only chance is that she will win the Republican Leadership Race only to then be definitively trounced by Obama thereby guaranteeing him another 4 years in office.
(Please, God. Please, God! LOL)

Laughing 'til it hurts

I can't believe that "Dad at The Comedy Barn" - one of the funniest videos of all time, and one of my favourites - only ranked #2 on this list of 10 of the Weirdest Laughs Ever Caught on Camera.

So, for your consideration, I have included that video here once again, but be sure to follow the link to see the other 9 candidates.

Looks yummy, doesn't it?

I often tell people I like just about everything when it comes to food, but I don't think I could stomach this unless it was a last resort!

What consenting adults do in the bedroom CAN hurt you!

Equipped with a style that could have played well in Mad or even Playboy, Dick Hafer lampooned any subject declared as a "Republican Interest". Gays, Hippies, Abortion, Ted Kennedy, all sorts of terrible demons. But for everything he hated, he sure seemed fixated on talking - at length - about the nasty stuff. What would a psychologist say?

Be forewarned: These comics were not intended to be read by non-Republicans and are somewhat explicit in their hate-based descriptions. But that's what Hafer fans lovingly refer to as "that ol' dick magic".

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Girl smashes world record as 25 snails slide across her face

There will be no need for a slow-motion replay to confirm this record-breaking feat.

Schoolgirl Tiana Walton has slithered into the record books - for having the most snails on her face at once.

Nine-year-old Tiana, who loves animals, bravely allowed 25 of the slimy creatures to cover her eyes, nose and mouth.